Posted on by Viola zhou

You’re so hot. Even my zipper is falling for you.

Do you smoke pot? Because weed look good together.

Your eyes are as green as the weed I’m smoking.

If weed affects your short-term memory, why do I always remember to smoke weed?

Girl, I don’t even need a lighter, you’re already on fire!

Weed is four words I will never forget, other than your name.

If you were a joint, I’d roll you over and lick you up and down.

I've got 2 boarding passes, lets catch a flight and see where we land.



You must be as dope as weed, cause right now, you’re all I need.

As a part of balanced breakfast on 4/20, don't forgot to eat your weedies!